Take this

Some people say I am very funny
Yet others say I am punny
Doesn’t being the latter make you the former?
Duh! People have no idea about humor.

Some find my comments too caustic
I agree. I am sarcastic.
But since the brain’s plastic
And if u can’t take it, please adjust your elastic.

They say I am obsessed with myself
“He can’t stop talking about Himself”
Call it what you want, narcissism or conceit
I don’t give a rat’s ass about your bleat.

They say I’m too arrogant
Idiots. They are plain ignorant.
I am not self-effacing or a personification of comeliness
And it really shouldn’t be any of your effing business.

Others still find me to be awesome
That’s because (duh!) I am pretty winsome.
And if I don’t end and continue to make this blog to be more noisome
It definitely ain’t gonna make me achieve stardom!